Elevator Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Elevator
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom farted XD… — Patience Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy.… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
The reason I quit being a sales manager over twenty years now is because I hate elevator pitches. I want to write stories and… — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
Before, I would play a little hoops, a little tennis. Now it's more yoga, Pilates, stretching, some light weight work, push-ups, sit-ups, resistance things.… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any more important than clowning in… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
On any given vote, on any given day, a smart senator who has taken a bold or controversial position can reach far more media… — Jim Webb Copy Share Image
You get on an elevator with someone, you say hi to them, you speak to them. You give respect. That's just how I've always… — Quinn Cook Copy Share Image
What's a space elevator? Simply described, it's a thin ribbon, about 3 feet wide and 60 thousand miles long, stretching upwards from the surface… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
When we was making a song called 'Bring Da Ruckus,' we took the snare, and we put it in an elevator shaft and recorded… — Rza Copy Share Image
I don't know Sally Jenkins. I've met her once. I wouldn't know her in an elevator. — Daniel Snyder Copy Share Image
I love doing scenes with two actors in an elevator, but sometimes I'm a little boy, and I like swinging a sword with 800… — Michiel Huisman Copy Share Image
I was allowed to write about race using an elevator metaphor because of Toni Morrison and David Bradley and Ralph Ellison. Hopefully, me being… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
I got my first job the old-fashioned way: I took an elevator to the top floor of many buildings and walked down floor by… — Alan Patricof Copy Share Image
