Humour Quote by Elizabeth M. Thompson

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many…

— Kirsty McKay

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“Half an hour into the movie, Margot started giggling, but it wasn’t a funny part or anything. When Quinn looked over at her, she…

— Andria Large

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being…

— Molly Harper

“Angie breathed deeply, then turned ten shades of puce. “Aren’t you guys dead? Why are you still able to fart?” I laughed at her.…

— Megan Curd

“Please tell me your shoes are clean, my baby just got washed up yesterday.” Aimee says as she turns the cars on the main…

— Jannat Bhat

“I don’t want all these germs all over my kid. “What’s her name?” the woman asks. “Jamie.” I stare steadily at the crosswalk signal,…

— Elle Kennedy