Humorous Quote by Elizabeth M. Thompson

“Don't go thinking you can bounce me all over the ground just because I look like somebody's grandmother," the woman said dryly. "Some grandchildren…

— Tamora Pierce

“When my daughter looks at me, she sees a small old lady. That is because she sees only with her outside eyes. She has…

— Amy Tan

“He wanted to be in a bad mood, so be it. Whatever. I had a new baby tiger who could talk to me and…

— Kristen Ashley

“Gran! Gran?' yelled Jess, racing upstairs. She looked everywhere. Nothing. No aged person. Only Rasputin, looking startled and disapproving. 'Where's Gran, Rasputin? For goodness'…

— Sue Limb

“I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or…

— Jason Porter

“This was typical of Gran. She always found her granddaughter too thin. That gave her an excuse to pile up the food on her…

— Effrosyni Moschoudi

“I sit in the front seat listening to the hum of the engine with a kind of dread, not for what Mama will say…

— Wendy Jean

“I recognized Tiger Lily instantly; I had seen her before. She stood out like a combination of a roving panther and a girl. She…

— Jodi Lynn Anderson

“There was a young lady of Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; They returned from a ride With the Lady inside…

— Holly Black

“Lips tight, Angelo eyed his beloved car, then his cousin, who wore a smarmy grin. He growled, then tossed him the keys. “Okay, but…

— Darien Cox

“One minute sweet and nice, like a lovable little kitten, the next she'd give you a pop in the jaw if you say the…

— Kiki Hamilton