Dark humor Quote by Jason Porter

“The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.”

— Neil Gaiman

“If it was going to kill me or carry me off, I thought it would have done so already. But it just sat there,…

— H.M. Ward

“You remind me of a little fuzzy kitten, all claws and no bite.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I closed my mouth in order to cut off the high-pitched keening escaping my lips. Who knew a wolf could scream like a jungle…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“I rubbed my head against his chest like a cat soliciting attention and marking her territory. I couldn't get close enough. I wished humans…

— Genna Rulon

“He was an animal. He was terrifying. And he was beautiful. I realized that I was biting my lip, that my hand was wound…

— Delilah S. Dawson

“She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats that ran around with such rapidity…

— Jasper Fforde

“It’s good to see you as well,” she said, her mouth against his ear, her lips brushing the lobe. He went still at the…

— Jill Shalvis

“And they burned up the diner where I always used to find her Licking young boys' blood from her claws And I learned about…

— The Gaslight Anthem

“I remember writing all kinds of stories as a kid, but I really don’t know what the first thing was. Whatever it was, I’m…

— Alistair Cross

“I pulled the Net chip out of my head, cutting her off. The chip was long and white, with many metal legs; cupped in…

— Raphael Carter

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat.
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— Jarod Kintz