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“...,you bunch of greedy fartsouls.”

— David Wong

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Jimmy: One day, when I'm no longer spending my days running a sweet-stall, I may write a book about us all. It's all here.…

— John Osborne

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“Today, I made a log of farts.”

— Esther Pearl Watson

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

“Just a spoon full of Jimmy helps the whole world go down!”

— Anonymous