Fart Quote by Lee M. Winter

“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator The Snotinator (he has a gun called the Booger Blaster) Captain Poop-a-lot Captain…

— Lee M. Winter

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force…

— Christopher Moore

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm not a big scatology fan, unlike my sons, who can amuse themselves for an entire afternoon by repeating the phrase 'crocodile fart.' So…

— A.J. Jacobs

“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture…

— Janet Evanovich

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that…

— Sorin Suciu

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

— Jenny Eclair

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

— Harold Ramis

Everyone knows I love a good fart joke!

— Channing Frye