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“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator”

— Lee M. Winter

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

Farts are backstories

— Nikhil Saluja

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator The Snotinator (he has a gun called the Booger Blaster) Captain Poop-a-lot Captain…

— Lee M. Winter

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force…

— Christopher Moore

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture…

— Janet Evanovich

“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Half an hour into the movie, Margot started giggling, but it wasn’t a funny part or anything. When Quinn looked over at her, she…

— Andria Large