Christopher-moore Quote by Christopher Moore

“The hulking Marine swung a leg off his motorcycle and ripped an enormous and unashamed fart. “Speak to me, oh, Toothless One,” he sighed…

— Marc Cameron

“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator”

— Lee M. Winter

“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator The Snotinator (he has a gun called the Booger Blaster) Captain Poop-a-lot Captain…

— Lee M. Winter

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

“The captain drummed his fingers on the console. He was afraid that he might soon be conducting his own research project to find out…

— Terry Pratchett

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“The Marquis looked very grave and replied, ‘I knew, of course, the minute whalebone corsets went out of fashion that things were coming to…

— Sally Gardner

“Duke was already sitting in the passenger seat, waiting for her. She got in and started the car. Duke busted into a Slim Jim…

— Debra Anastasia

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was…

— Mollie Gross