Quote by Stephen King

“Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken…

— Stephen King

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“The hulking Marine swung a leg off his motorcycle and ripped an enormous and unashamed fart. “Speak to me, oh, Toothless One,” he sighed…

— Marc Cameron

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“One day on the plains he had an angry dispute with one of his wagon-drivers, and both drew their revolvers. But the driver was…

— Mark Twain

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was…

— Mollie Gross

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force…

— Christopher Moore

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie