You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk. — Prince Shawn Shit Copy Share Image
All work and no play means your man is likely going to stray. — Prince Shawn Cheating Copy Share Image
I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. — Prince Shawn Being bored Copy Share Image
One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. — Prince Shawn Better Copy Share Image
For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush. — Prince Shawn Boredom Copy Share Image
T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out. — Prince Shawn Ball Copy Share Image
From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. — Prince Shawn Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
I like to think that we have a PB&J relationship - best friends even when things get messy. — Prince Shawn Best friend Copy Share Image
I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play… — Prince Shawn Black cat Copy Share Image
I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to… — Prince Shawn Better person Copy Share Image
A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo,… — Prince Shawn Getting laid Copy Share Image
For some women showing off their talents means wearing a tight dress or a bikini. — Prince Shawn Bikini Copy Share Image
Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely. — Prince Shawn Feeling lonely Copy Share Image
Occasionally sex is SO good, I will call up the dude you had sex with before me and say Thank You. — Prince Shawn Ex - boyfriend Copy Share Image
I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!! — Prince Shawn Boobs Copy Share Image
You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens. — Prince Shawn Animals Copy Share Image
I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. — Prince Shawn Food Copy Share Image
If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice… — Prince Shawn Advice Copy Share Image
There are really only two things a girl needs to be a good dancer: rhythm and a willingness to dance with me. — Prince Shawn Dance Copy Share Image
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn Actions speak louder than words Copy Share Image
Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time. — Prince Shawn Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in… — Prince Shawn Dating Copy Share Image
Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence. — Prince Shawn Confidence Copy Share Image
When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder… — Prince Shawn Facebook Copy Share Image
Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus. — Prince Shawn Appearance Copy Share Image
