Funny facebook status Quote by Prince Shawn Download Open image “I always seem to get really cocky when I am naked.” — Prince Shawn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Humor
Sometimes you feel more naked when you're totally dressed than the other way around. — Emmanuelle Beart Copy Share Image
I walk around naked all the time, but it doesn't mean I am completely comfortable and happy with my body. — Jessica Hart Copy Share Image
“Some people are somewhat immature: when they see your ‘nakedness’, they would shout for everyone to hear! Beware of such people!” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her. — Jack Morris Copy Share Image
I don't feel ashamed or humiliated when I am naked, but I definitely feel it when I am playing games. — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
In fact, the first time I ever got naked on TV was the biggest confidence booster of my life. — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I'm never uncomfortable being naked. I don't have a problem with my body. — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I like to think that we have a PB&J relationship - best friends even when things get messy. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to prove anything… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo, you probably… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play Call Of… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
