Quote by Prince Shawn

“Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence.”

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You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk.

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T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out.

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I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest.

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If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you.

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