“Currently, in 2016, the Internet is the only place you can show girls your dick and there's no consequences.” — Mike Sov Internet Copy Share Image
“It's stupid to wake up with $0.00 in your pocket and realize your life is in shambles. Might as well be proactive… — Mike Sov Life Copy Share Image
“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were… — Mike Sov Red cross Copy Share Image
“I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it… — Mike Sov American people Copy Share Image
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man… — Mike Sov Breast cancer Copy Share Image
“My niece just had her first period. She ran up to me screaming "I'M BLEEDING, I THINK I'VE GOT A CUT!" I… — Mike Sov Death Copy Share Image
“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had… — Mike Sov Blow job Copy Share Image
“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The… — Mike Sov Art making Copy Share Image
“Go to your closest grocery store, walk up to the first person you see and tell them "I WANT TO HAVE MY… — Mike Sov First person Copy Share Image
“Afterward, she told me she was having cramps and bleeding. It was a terrible feeling for her. This is serious when you're… — Mike Sov Good news Copy Share Image
“Yeah and most of all I still have a bigger dick than almost all these kids, so if anyone's getting fucked it's… — Mike Sov Leadership Copy Share Image
