““You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a rough day, or you're about to go to the club. It would be very useful! But sadly, no one has made it a reality. For a society that pumps out sex to sell stuff we don't need, we are very sexually repressed when it comes to actually doing the act. I admit I'm a little perverted, but a 50 cent blow job is a hell of a lot better than any store I could ever find wandering the mall. Most of the time I end up walking into a fucking card store, reading Goddamn puns about how grandpa is getting over the hill. "You're not old, you're vintage." No, you're fucking old grandpa, you smell like dick cheese...””
