Funny Quote by Anonymous

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up…

— Rodney Dangerfield

The seriousness of my situation started to sink in, and again I fought panic. I pushed it down, but it was harder this time,…

— Abby Sunderland

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

— Sally Rand

The flyscreen door slammed behind me. My feet dragged. I reached each arm into the jacket. Warm sleeves. Crumpled collar. Hands in pockets. Okay.…

— Markus Zusak

Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.

— Spencer Pratt

I sank back in the gray, plush seat and closed my eyes. The air of the bell jar wadded round me and I couldn't…

— Sylvia Plath

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this…

— Judith Viorst

I left football, and overnight, I couldn't walk. I wet the bed even though the bathroom was only three meters away. It was 4…

— Gabriel Batistuta

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

— Beastie Boys

So much had happened that morning. Yet it was this image, this moment, that i kept going back to hours later, after we'd made…

— Sarah Dessen

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.

— Jeff Lindsay

I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old.

— Buddy Lester