Leadership Quote by Mike Sov

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”

— Lexi Blake

“Size doesn't but dick matters!”

— Himmilicious

“There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Someday, children, this entire fuck-up will be yours.”

— Charles L. Smith

“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

— Diana DeRicci

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“Well, I guess we know now who has the biggest penis here.”

— J.M. Darhower

“I don’t know if I should be concerned that you’ve been sitting there staring at your dick for the past minute and a half,…

— Jessica Prince

“Measuring dicks never got old.”

— V. Theia

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

“I wonder if the people of the ground ever feel that their children are too big for their world, too.”

— Lauren DeStefano