Awkward Quote by Jazzy

“Fuck you. I’m not a child.” … “No,” he says. “You’re not. So grow up.” “Oh, is it time for my maturity lesson from…

— Tyler King

“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally, I don’t…

— Tina Fey

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you…

— Dani Alexander

“DONT CALL ME SMALL!!!!!!”

— Hiromu Arakawa

“Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.” “Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick.…

— Natasha Madison

“One morning when he was about thirteen, Den and I were in the barn doing the before-breakfast chores. I was in the milking stall,…

— Wendell Berry

Like, if u know this wasn't u when u were small ...:D

— Crystal

“Your mother mentioned she had a little girl. These are for you, sweetheart. Just a little something, heh heh." He handed me a wrinkled…

— Wally Lamb

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“I sigh and flop down on my bed. "Okay." He starts pacing the room. "Rewind and tell me what happened from the beginning." "Okay."…

— Jay McLean

“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.…

— Abbi Glines

That awkward moment ,when I buy ice-cream and this other strange kid happens to cry while pointing his finger on my ice-cream thinking that…

— Koos Matlala