Jakeeza Reed

If karma doesn't come around and hit you in the face, I will.

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment is when boys are in public places and they are on hard.

— Jakeeza Reed

Rule 1 I'm always right Rule 2 If I'm wrong please look at rule 1

— Jakeeza Reed

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— Jakeeza Reed

That Awkward Moment When halfway through a story, you realize it's pointless.

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment when you realize you sent a sexy text meant for your boyfriend to your father.

— Jakeeza Reed

Haters can hate. Because they are the only ones who actually think that you are better than them

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment when you start dancing to the music in a public place and you realize you have your earphones on.

— Jakeeza Reed

Keep walking, keep talking, you got nothin on me, keep smiling, because you know you can't do what I do, keep staring,…

— Jakeeza Reed

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK ADT MEH NOW Teacher: Excuse Meh Student: IM GETTIN PAPER

— Jakeeza Reed

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

— Jakeeza Reed

That Awkward Moment when you see a 10 year old owning something better than you.

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment when you laugh louder than every one else in the class.

— Jakeeza Reed

That awkward moment when you are sending this long text to somebody and they answer you with one word!! :(

— Jakeeza Reed

That Awkward Moment When you try slamming a revolving door.

— Jakeeza Reed