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Rule 1 I'm always right Rule 2 If I'm wrong please look at rule 1

— Jakeeza Reed

If karma doesn't come around and hit you in the face, I will.

— Jakeeza Reed

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

— Jakeeza Reed

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

— Jakeeza Reed