““My niece just had her first period. She ran up to me screaming "I'M BLEEDING, I THINK I'VE GOT A CUT!" I calmly sat her down and said "You forgot the N sweetheart, you’re bleeding because you've got a cuNt." ...I actually had to bury my niece a few weeks later. She bled to death. It turns out she really did have a cut, more of a gash really... I should've known it was serious because 4 is a little young to start your period...””
