Art making Quote by Mike Sov

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize…

— Jokes4all

A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you…

— Tommy Cooper

“The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A…

— Deb Baker

“You know what they say, ‘A woman without a man ain’t a woman.”

— Susan Denning

A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.

— Isaac Goldberg

“Peter always said the difference between men and women when they skied was only noticeable at the tol of a run. "A man drops…

— Beck Anderson

“Men are men, but Man is a woman.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“You just summed up the difference between men and women, sweetheart. Men kvetch, and women suffer in silence!”

— Lynda Cohen Loigman

“And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man who would wait years…

— Emma Chase

One minute some women are laughing at a man for expressing his emotions and the next they're complaining about a man not opening up…

— Sonya Parker

“The first man was not a man, Don Javier tells me, entangled in deep laughter. The first man was a woman...”

— César Calvo

“When a woman loves a man, they have gone to swim naked in the stream on a glorious July day with the sound of…

— David Lehman