“Go to your closest grocery store, walk up to the first person you see and tell them "I WANT TO HAVE MY BALLS FILLED WITH BUM CUM, NOW!" This is the phrase that will give you 20% off. Corny joke… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Currently, in 2016, the Internet is the only place you can show girls your dick and there's no consequences.” — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“It's stupid to wake up with $0.00 in your pocket and realize your life is in shambles. Might as well be proactive and realize… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured. Osama’s… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it Osama, but… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man once said… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“My niece just had her first period. She ran up to me screaming "I'M BLEEDING, I THINK I'VE GOT A CUT!" I calmly sat… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a rough… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The man tells… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Go to your closest grocery store, walk up to the first person you see and tell them "I WANT TO HAVE MY BALLS FILLED… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Afterward, she told me she was having cramps and bleeding. It was a terrible feeling for her. This is serious when you're pregnant, and… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
