I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They… — David Geffen Copy Share Image
T's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Eve stood back and surveyed the scene. Primo was an incomplete kind of handsome. If his father had put in three more… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I've always found that word [“hipster”] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
“Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end it's about enriching the lives… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Where’s the bride-to-be?” Beckett held his arms open for Kyle and gave her a gentle hug. “Good on you, Fairy Princess, making… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“She’s curled up reading Fifty Shades of Grey on her Kindle or The Notebook, whatever losers like her do on a Friday… — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
I'd always wanted to do a weekly strip, or a strip that was in installments like that. It's been fun trying to… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I learned something from a string of failed relationships. You don't see a pattern quickly. You see it over time. I learned… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant? — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, Doggystyle & 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
“John had written that normal fantasy ("normal" in the T.S. Kuhn sense) was written for the moderately educated class suffering from ennui.… — Don Webb Copy Share Image
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