Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her. — David Crosby Copy Share Image
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“You’re the sexiest, most beautiful pregnant woman I’ve ever seen.” “Aw, baby, you’re so sweet. But you don’t have to keep complimenting… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“As she walked, trying to find a hotel--any hotel--she was offered at least ten different ways of getting high, four or five… — S. Andrew Swann Copy Share Image
You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
“He kept messing with her, trying to get her to sleep with him, but Eve had yet to do anything but tease… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Where’s the bride-to-be?” Beckett held his arms open for Kyle and gave her a gentle hug. “Good on you, Fairy Princess, making… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They… — David Geffen Copy Share Image
The act of writing itself isn't outrageous. And the institution subtly and insidiously works on you in such a way that though… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
“Babe, best wool men ever pulled was lettin’ women think we think with our dicks. We pay a fuckuva lot of attention.… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Why Superbad Worked Superbad worked because Seth and Evan wrote about exactly what they were experiencing at the time. Evan explains, “At… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
“They make sense in a superficial way, and they've been tossed around so much that they are almost a received wisdom. Spouses… — Wendy Plump Copy Share Image
“And here I was thinking I’d get to run amuck in Australia this time. Party hard. Maybe even get laid.” Liev choked… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
“John had written that normal fantasy ("normal" in the T.S. Kuhn sense) was written for the moderately educated class suffering from ennui.… — Don Webb Copy Share Image
“The male frog, in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“She sank with an enormous sigh that carried all rigidity like a mythical fluid from her, down next to him; so weak… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“With a regrettable sigh he shook his head. "I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work out." "What the hell are you… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
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