Funny Quote by Aristotle Download Open image “It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.” — Aristotle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting laid Inspirational Love
I don't know whats better getting laid or getting paid I just know when I'm getting one, the others getting away. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If you start getting involved with government on, this one gets this pay and this one gets that pay, then you say, where does… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Dont get laid get paid by getting a job and living life to the fullest — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
Men are fast to call lady's whore but must faster to put their manhood in one. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The best unpaid sex, where you and the woman are really into each other, and there's a lot of really intense passion, and things… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
The knowledge of the soul admittedly contributes greatly to the advance of truth in general, and, above all, to our understanding of Nature, for… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Young men have strong passions and tend to gratify them indiscriminately. Of the bodily desires, it is the sexual by which they are most… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind is at its best about the age of forty-nine. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The ensouled is distinguished from the unsouled by its being alive. Now since being alive is spoken of in many ways, even if only… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Although it may be difficult in theory to know what is just and equal, the practical difficulty of inducing those to forbear who can,… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The true forms of government, therefore, are those in which the one, or the few, or the many, govern with a view to the… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
All persons ought to endeavor to follow what is right, and not what is established. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The man who confers a favour would rather not be repaid in the same coin. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Obstinate people can be divided into the opinionated, the ignorant, and the boorish. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
