Getting laid Quote by Will Ferrell Download Open image “It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.” — Will Ferrell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Getting laid Paid
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
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