“Over the years, I have perfected my “just rolled out of bed” style by, more often than not, just rolling out of… — Edward Vilga Copy Share Image
So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo,… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid. — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Babe, best wool men ever pulled was lettin’ women think we think with our dicks. We pay a fuckuva lot of attention.… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh …… — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
Like every young man growing up in the puritanical Eisenhower 1950s, I had a hell of a time getting laid. I suppose… — Edward Sorel Copy Share Image
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
“You’re the sexiest, most beautiful pregnant woman I’ve ever seen.” “Aw, baby, you’re so sweet. But you don’t have to keep complimenting… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
-and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“She sank with an enormous sigh that carried all rigidity like a mythical fluid from her, down next to him; so weak… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
