“All my friends are changing religions and getting laid. I have been too patient.” — Morgan Parker Copy Share Image
Shaving is a really depressing task when you know you're not getting laid that night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid! — Jake Anderson Copy Share Image
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results. — Tom Smallwood Copy Share Image
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
When you're trying to get laid, everything's great, but once you've been with someone eight years and the future is not finite,… — Richard Linklater Copy Share Image
I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“As she walked, trying to find a hotel--any hotel--she was offered at least ten different ways of getting high, four or five… — S. Andrew Swann Copy Share Image
“I may not have all my priorities straight, but those ladies gave up getting laid to feed the hungry and care for… — Kate Danley Copy Share Image
My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
The act of writing itself isn't outrageous. And the institution subtly and insidiously works on you in such a way that though… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. — Patricia McConnell Copy Share Image
“And here I was thinking I’d get to run amuck in Australia this time. Party hard. Maybe even get laid.” Liev choked… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
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