Getting laid Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Getting laid Hey Inspirational Love Shack
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“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“One of us needs to get laid." "Just one of us?" "What are the odds of both of us getting laid?” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what's on their minds? I'll tell… — Michel Faber Copy Share Image
Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying… — David Geffen Copy Share Image
T's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on Casey. I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Eve stood back and surveyed the scene. Primo was an incomplete kind of handsome. If his father had put in three more thrusts, Primo… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I've always found that word [“hipster”] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
“Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end it's about enriching the lives of those… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Where’s the bride-to-be?” Beckett held his arms open for Kyle and gave her a gentle hug. “Good on you, Fairy Princess, making an honest… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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