Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class. — Superbad Class Copy Share Image
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels — Superbad Hold Copy Share Image
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater — Superbad Gaze Copy Share Image
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater… — Superbad Loaded gun Copy Share Image
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan — Superbad Anxiety Copy Share Image
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no,… — Superbad Oh my gosh Copy Share Image
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.… — Superbad First time Copy Share Image
Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have… — Superbad Life Copy Share Image
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick… — Superbad Lube Copy Share Image
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on… — Superbad Backs Copy Share Image
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth — Superbad Dicks Copy Share Image
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth — Superbad Copy Share Image
Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett. — Superbad Fuck Copy Share Image
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan — Superbad Good thing Copy Share Image
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We… — Superbad Failure Copy Share Image
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill… — Superbad Kill Copy Share Image
We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels — Superbad Cock Blocking Copy Share Image
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want… — Superbad Copy Share Image
Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are… — Superbad Smoking cigarettes Copy Share Image
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