Quote by Superbad Download Open image “I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels” — Superbad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my… — Joelle Carter Copy Share Image
“GUYS WITH GUNS! THERE ARE GUYS WITH GUNS IN THE WOODS!" "Like, police?" "I DID NOT THINK TO ASK WHO THEY WERE AFTER I… — Jeremy Whitley Copy Share Image
Addicts arise, when I arrive In this crack crack fag back slap in disguise. Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bitch Reach for the door, get your access denied. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad Copy Share Image
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad Copy Share Image
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS… — Superbad Copy Share Image
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan — Superbad Copy Share Image
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun… — Superbad Copy Share Image
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