“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.” — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
“Ah, men losing the power in their dicks. When they can no longer f___ their women, they f___ the world.” — Victor Robert Lee Copy Share Image
“When you have a job that requires you to serve other people, many parts of that job will, unequivocally, suck a top… — A.J. Mendez Brooks Copy Share Image
“There are two types of people in the world: people who like heavy metal, and dicks.” — Andrew O'Neill Copy Share Image
“Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anyone else. Toms can be Dicks and Dicks can… — E.E. Cummings Copy Share Image
“As they walked into the living room, Trevor cleared his throat loudly. "We're coming in. Hands where I can see them, dicks… — Katie Allen Copy Share Image
“I GET DICKS PICS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE. I WONDER WHY? I SIMPLY POSTED MY NEWLY PURCHASED LACED UNDIES ON… — Lara Patrao Copy Share Image
“Some dicks is crooked, others is straight, but they can all be used for fucking.” — Frank Bill Copy Share Image
“Your quick ‘no’ is because I refused to say ‘yes’ to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you… — Avery Aster Copy Share Image
“You’re a dick,” Isobel huffed. “I’m the dick who carries you to bed every night.” “You’re all right, as far as dicks… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed.… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“Searching for answers, I ask Emma why she thinks women seem more over it than men. 'Because we don't have dicks,' she… — Kasey Edwards Copy Share Image
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport. — Stephanie Copy Share Image
I'm sick of boys being such dicks in personality than dicks in their pants. Nothing is worse than that. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
