Humor Quote by Jenny Mollen Download Open image ““Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.”” — Jenny Mollen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Insult
“Do you know that the average American contains about two-hundred-thousand usable calories?” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“I didn't know crushing on a guy would require me to up my calorie intake.” — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
“...Besides, God must love calories because He made so many of them.” — Kellie Coates Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I’ll feed fifty goddamn people every freaking morning if I have to. Just so he can eat one sandwich.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“His dinner included three hamburgers and two orders of fries. I had no idea where those calories went. To his ego, maybe?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I don't want to read about the fabricated version of someone's life. I want to know what haunts you, what are you ashamed of,… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I never had a go-to girl squad. I think that I'm only friends with loners, so I have a select group of loners that… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I want to be doing something that I love and actually being able to feed myself by doing it. — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I read 'The First Bad Man' by Miranda July, and I just thought, 'Oh my God, I'll never be this good. That book is… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
Just to be able to make money doing what you love - you can't ask for anything more. — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I've always gravitated toward men who sort of kind of eclipsed me in some way. And I think that it's because I have this… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
My brother and I have never been that close. We have different mothers and never lived in the same house. As kids, my sister,… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, "Oh you're the funny girl!"... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes.” quote by Jenny Mollen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/143/jenny-mollen-13187_actresses_i-think-as-an-actress-before-i-was-on-tw_545801.jpg)
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
