Birthday Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image ““Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.”” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday
“Do you know that the average American contains about two-hundred-thousand usable calories?” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“we’ve been obsessed with calories for so long that we’ve forgotten what’s supposed to come with our calories: nutrients.” — Liz Wolfe Copy Share Image
I have never been one to count calories. I have a lot of friends in the fitness industry and understand girls who do crack… — Camille Kostek Copy Share Image
This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
“Time to go run the calories away, do away with all the numbers stalking you, throw out the bad habits and excess weight.” — Alysha Speer Copy Share Image
“The question is: will I get used to a menu with kilojoules instead of calories? I mean, I don’t think anyone even knows how… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
