Calories Quote by Janet Evanovich

“If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.”

— Janet Evanovich

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

— Jill Shalvis

“Everyone knows that if you break the chocolate first, the calories fall out. Right?”

— Jane Harvey-Berrick

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

— Frank Iero

“Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.”

— Janet Evanovich

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

— Patrick Skene Catling

Every time I say I'm going on a diet I end up eating chocolate.

— Kate Garraway

I eat around 6 handfuls of 65 percent and up cocoa mass content chocolate each day.

— Adriano Zumbo

I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten…

— Carrie Underwood

Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity...

— Anonymous

I eat healthy most of the time, but I love chocolate. I can't help it!

— Carla Overbeck

It's smarter to look at portions than to count calories.

— Randy Jackson