Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Spare time is like spare change. It's hard to quantify, the definition of that phrase. What do I do when I'm not… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
My dad has always been very proud of me but I think I have exceeded his expectations. When I told him I… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama's new slogan is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I asked for very little from life, and even this little was denied me. A nearby field, a ray of sunlight, a… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
A good mixtape didn't just gather together a bunch of love songs, but instead created an emotional narrative specific to your affection.… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
On the dashboard of our family car is a shallow indentation about the size of a paperback book. If you are looking… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
