“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.” — Mykle Hansen Alaska Copy Share Image
“I've seen pictures of their dicks so I know I can trust them.” — Mykle Hansen Dicks Copy Share Image
“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your… — Mykle Hansen Money Copy Share Image
“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.” — Mykle Hansen Fear Copy Share Image
“Kids today, they can't even read unless it's spelled wrong on a phone.” — Mykle Hansen Books Copy Share Image
“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.” — Mykle Hansen Management Copy Share Image
