Dicks Quote by Lara Patrao

“Gotta admit. This beats dick pics any day.”

— Amanda Milo

“Because if you make me do that, I will make a stink that you'll never get off your shiny suits. I will sue the…

— Coben, Harlan

Some guy once sent me a care package with lingerieand a seminude photo of himself. That was disturbing.

— Giuliana Rancic

“And it totally depresses me, but the ladies eat it up. They love my father's books and they love his cable-knit sweaters and they…

— Stephanie Perkins

“I’ve got semen stains on my shirt, and spaghetti stains on my underwear. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of…

— Augusten Burroughs

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my penis and eat cat food from…

— Jarod Kintz

“I took some naked pictures the other day. I don’t feel shamed, but I do feel remorse over having to steal the whole camera…

— Jarod Kintz

The weirdest request I got was for a picture of me naked with nothing on but my cowboy boots. Needless to say, she went…

— Ian Ziering

“Freaky strangers who steal your tampons and smell like salad dressing and take cell phone photos of you while you sleep . . .”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?”

— Jarod Kintz

I hate when I'm spreading my wings half naked and victorias secret takes a picture of me.

— Luis Penetriado