Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Some stains never wash out.”

— Jodi Picoult

“I’m forced to shower in the closet, because my friend is wearing all my clothes, and he’s in the bathtub at the moment. Ah,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Some stains don't come out.”

— Stephen King

“What if the stains are too great?” “No, you’ll see. It’s the stains that make us human,”

— T.M. Frazier

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh, I wonder how long it’s been hidden there.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had dried jizz on my pants, so I took it to my dry cleaners. My pants got clean, but it must have taken…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting…

— Emma Chase

“See men run. Semen swim.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz