Productive Quote by Jim Rose Download Open image ““You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”” — Jim Rose ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Know Productive Productive Productive Day Productivity Run Semen Semen
“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I'm full of surprises. I'm also full of semen—and sometimes that's the surprise. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn’t be productive, I’d… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time.… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.” — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
“He has found that he works best when he is not horny, which is to say in the day or so following ejaculation.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuff them in my crotch, because my erection… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.” — Jim Rose Copy Share Image
“My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.” — Jim Rose Copy Share Image
I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
It must be assumed and established as a principle, that the right of private property must be regarded as sacred. Wherefore, the law ought… — Pope Leo XIII Copy Share Image
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code. — Ken Thompson Copy Share Image
Across the globe, regardless of nationality or financial status, there is a common dream every mother has for her children - for them to… — Sylvia Mathews Burwell Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The WPA was one of the most productive elements of FDR's alphabet soup of agencies because it put people to work building roads, bridges,… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Work hard on each opinion, but once the case is decided, don't look back; go on to the next case and give it your… — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
Everyday, all day I have to be productive. And when I ain't productive, I get concerned. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
To be at peace with self, to find company and nourishment in self-this would be the test of the free and productive psyche. — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
