Sex Quote by Jenny Mollen

“That was the extent of our relationship, but I knew he used me to keep Were women from insinuating themselves into his life. My…

— Kim Harrison

“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting…

— Emma Chase

“The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the…

— Nicole Peeler

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress.”

— Claire Cook

“Is that a cell phone in your pocket,” I whisper up at him, “or did I misplace my vibrator?”

— Lexi Ryan

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and…

— darynda Jones

“We shook hands, just as we had the first day we'd met, which seemed absurd, given everything that had gone down between us, but…

— Cary Attwell