Cold turkey Quote by Emma Chase

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“One night, when I am old, sick, right out of semen, and don’t need things to get any worse, I hear the voices again.”

— Hanif Kureishi

“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time.…

— Ellie Saxx

“The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.”

— Jenny Mollen

“I guess it’s time for me to tell you something,” he said. “I could drink cum all the time. I mean, all the time.…

— Ellie Saxx

“I'm full of surprises. I'm also full of semen—and sometimes that's the surprise.
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— Jarod Kintz

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

“I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking…

— Fiona Thrust

“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.”

— Buffy Andrews

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“The only thing that'll drive the cockiness out of me is you faking an orgasm. And I don't see that happening any time soon.”

— Samantha Young