“I'm full of surprises. I'm also full of semen—and sometimes that's the surprise. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.” — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
Semen washes off best with cool water, using hot water can cause the proteins to denature and makes it stickier. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can… — Miriam Stoppard Copy Share Image
“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
Having no room of my own to "take care of things" had begun to weigh on me. I wondered if storing up… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
Man comes from a drop of semen and leaves as a piece of dust. He doesn't know when he came and he… — Ali ibn Abi Talib Copy Share Image
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“It may interest you that, a day or so ago, attempting to discuss your ideas with regard to sex and religion ,… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the… — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things,… — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
“La petite mort - that's what the French called orgasm. They believed that semen is sort of concentrated blood so that each… — Michael Nava Copy Share Image
I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor spoiled by… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek Copy Share Image
The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen. — Theodore Stevens Copy Share Image
“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
“The world is your oyster, they say, so fill it with pearls of semen.” — Trebor Healey Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
