Semen Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions.

— Nikhil Saluja

“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body…

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

Oral sex reduces risk of gum disease and cancer.

— Anonymous

The industrial use of semen will revolutionize society

— John Balance

It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.

— Karrueche Tran

“If she doesn't want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her pussy.”

— Matt Fraction

My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.

— Green Monk

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.

— Anonymous

Her teeths is real nice until I found out they was FAKE!

— Tee Shepard

I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.

— Katy Perry

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

— Andy Borowitz