Dental floss Quote by Anonymous

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

— Matt Chandler

If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

— Anonymous

There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll…

— Margery Allingham

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

— Sam Levenson

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

— Ralph Nader

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry…

— Mallory Ortberg

If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.

— Maya Angelou

Rather than creating only for fulfilling the physical need of man, God has created woman asa life partner of man so that together they…

— Mak_786

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think…

— Willa Cather

It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other…

— Abraham Lincoln

God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's home paradise.

— Mak_786