“The insides of my nostrils no longer reeked like a harpy’s used dental floss.” — Angela Pepper Copy Share Image
There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don't even think about it. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.” — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think,… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss. — Redman Copy Share Image
A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Fat Charlie realized that he knew the man in his dream, knew him from somewhere, and he also realized that this would… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
…You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
“I seem to have contracted a style, yet I'm not quite sure what that style is - except that it won't let… — Freddie Owens Copy Share Image
“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Marlboro Man opened the passenger door of the semi and allowed me to climb out in front of him, while Tim exited… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Terrific! Have you done Step Three?" He waggled his brows as he opened up the top left drawer of my dresser. "No.… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
My aunt in Texas, when she did the hazing things, they had girls swallow oysters. They'd wrap an oyster in dental floss,… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
“How often did he feel it now, this gorgeous, furtive seclusion? In the bath sometimes, maybe. Though Jean failed to understand his… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“teeth. As a child I used to tie strings of red dental floss around a wiggly tooth and leave the floss dangling… — Paul Tremblay Copy Share Image
When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand.… — Robert Greenberg Copy Share Image
