Dental Quote by Janette Rallison Download Open image “No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.” — Janette Rallison ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dental Dental floss Nice Nice teeth Pay Teeth Wonder
His smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll… — Margery Allingham Copy Share Image
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period. — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
“The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever. — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I turned to… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.” — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“So who told you that you had a chip on your shoulder?" "Never mind." I shoved a piece of lasagna int my mouth so… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Colton picked up a glass of cider and tok a sip. "We're not a couple, Olivia and I, so if you want to flirt… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you can be… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
I was studying to be a dental hygienist and working as a dental assistant. I met a photographer and decided to put my job… — Nikki Ziering Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting something-anything-down on paper. A friend of mine… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Soul. The word rebounded to me, and I wondered, as I often had, what it was exactly. People talked about it all the time,… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill. — Leonard Woolf Copy Share Image
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