Cooks Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.

— Anonymous

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where that come…

— Anonymous

We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter.

— P. J. O'Rourke

My wife gets so mad at me because I don't like to cook on the grill.

— Nick Saban

There is seldom just one cockroach in the kitchen. You know, you turn on the light and, all of sudden, they all start scurrying…

— Warren Buffett

People will knife you in the back for a stinking crumb and then go on with their lives as if you’re nothing but a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

But my wife doesn't often allow me to cook in our kitchen at home. She says that I'm messy and I don't clean up…

— Gino D'Acampo

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.

— Tommy Cooper

If she gags when brushing her teeth, she isn't wife material.

— Nikhil Saluja