Journalists Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We…

— P. J. O'Rourke

In a difficult business, no sooner is one problem solved than another surfaces - never is there just one cockroach in the kitchen.

— Warren Buffett

I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where that come…

— Anonymous

If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.

— Anonymous

I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news…

— Roger Ebert

There is seldom just one cockroach in the kitchen. You know, you turn on the light and, all of sudden, they all start scurrying…

— Warren Buffett

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way…

— Dave Barry

It sometimes takes a while for executives to figure out that the reporters they think of as little bugs to be squashed or spun…

— Jonathan Alter

I once stayed in a roach-infested hotel in Istanbul for a work trip. I had to share my room with a male model, and…

— Jasmine Guinness

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

— Jay London

Moving forward, investigative journalists need to train themselves to be media amphibians - just as comfortable with the classic verities of great journalism as…

— Arianna Huffington

I've found that wherever there is one cockroach in plain sight, many more are lurking behind the corner out of view.

— Harry Markopolos