Half Quote by Jasmine Guinness

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

— Jay London

When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out.

— Jacquelyn Jablonski

We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

— Henny Youngman

I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where that come…

— Anonymous

My daughter lives in an apartment (hovel) in Brooklyn, so disgusting the roaches don't even bother hiking up the four flights of stairs to…

— Kate Siegel

There is seldom just one cockroach in the kitchen. You know, you turn on the light and, all of sudden, they all start scurrying…

— Warren Buffett

I try to catch flies in cups and put them outside. After I wrote 'The Underland Chronicles'... well, once you start naming cockroaches, you…

— Suzanne Collins

“Missing, however, are nearly all fauna adapted to us. The seemingly invincible cockroach, a tropical import, long ago froze in unheated apartment buildings. Without…

— Alan Weisman

I've found that wherever there is one cockroach in plain sight, many more are lurking behind the corner out of view.

— Harry Markopolos

I tried to kill this roach in class..... I stepped on it 4 different times in 3 different places .... that bitchh STILL survived........…

— Haylee

I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news…

— Roger Ebert