Cockroaches Quote by Dave Barry

I've found that wherever there is one cockroach in plain sight, many more are lurking behind the corner out of view.

— Harry Markopolos

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

— Jay London

There is seldom just one cockroach in the kitchen. You know, you turn on the light and, all of sudden, they all start scurrying…

— Warren Buffett

We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars.

— Tama Janowitz

If I fell in my apartment right now, I might need one of those beepers for someone to come save me.

— Justine Ezarik

I try to catch flies in cups and put them outside. After I wrote 'The Underland Chronicles'... well, once you start naming cockroaches, you…

— Suzanne Collins

I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where that come…

— Anonymous

If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.

— Anonymous

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Missing, however, are nearly all fauna adapted to us. The seemingly invincible cockroach, a tropical import, long ago froze in unheated apartment buildings. Without…

— Alan Weisman

My daughter lives in an apartment (hovel) in Brooklyn, so disgusting the roaches don't even bother hiking up the four flights of stairs to…

— Kate Siegel